Pet Parent Joke Time!

Anong hayop ang laging nauuntog? DOG! -- We’ve collected our favorite pet-related jokes online that you can share with other pet parents in your life!

Did you know that pet parents come up with the best jokes? For this article, we’re doing a special edition of Super Pet Parent Joke Time! 

We’ve collected our favorite pet-related jokes online that you can share with other pet parents in your life! 

For the pet parent who loves the corny jokes… 

Anong hayop ang laging nauuntog? 

DOG! 

Ano tawag sa samahan ng mga aso? 

Aso-sasyon! 

Anong tawag sa astig na pet? 

Malu-pet!

For the pet parent who loves punny jokes… 

What do you call a dog with a cold? 

A choo-wawa. 

How does a dog pay for their shopping? 

They scan their bark codes! 

What does a dog do after finishing school? 

They get their masters! 

For the cat parent in your life… 

Why did the cat get arrested? 

It was caught littering!  

Why did the cat start an Instagram account? 

To post all its self-pawtraits! 

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? 

An eski-meow! 

For the pet parent who loves music… 

What’s a Golden Retriever’s favorite song? 

Don’t stop retrieving! 

What’s a dog’s favorite rock band? 

Linkin Bark! 

Why do cats love listening to Teenage Dream?

They love Kitty Purry! 

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